1). Sit on the couch next to your one-year-old and play a DVD that has you in a couple shots. Laugh at her open-mouthed bewilderment. "Yes, daddy can be in two places at once … he's special."
2). Just when your two-year-old gets a grasp of the English language, revert to talking to her in baby talk.
3). Then tell her you can't understand what she is saying because it is making too much sense.
4). Buy a dog and name it Cat.
5). Spell it K-A-T.
6). For extra pizzazz, add an extra T. Do this before she starts Kindergarten.
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Why stand up there all that time when you know you're going to lose? I know Katt has two 'T's.
Hey guys---Cute picture, fun entry! :) We are having MO. heat out here, not CA. weather. It has been 100 degrees & I pray you are staying cool with another Farmer on the way! :) Love you much! :)
Yeah, we are having Sahara heat now ... everyone got bumped up ten degrees this year, I hear. "Extreme heat" is one of the signs of the times, you know. At least you all have water. Real water, not this man-made, add-the-fish-after-you-dig-the-hole type of water.
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