Sunday, January 28, 2007

Quote of the Day

"Please consult your physician before using this or any other exercise equipment. The manufacturers assume no responsibility for improper use or any injury that may result."

This disclaimer is on the back of a pair of ultra-thin, super-slippery $1 microfiber workout socks from Target. Talk about covering your bases.

In layman's terms, please don't use this sock to:
—function as a helmet
—cover your entire body like an impervious shield as you dive into a volcano
—cover your entire body like a life-giving bubble as you search the Titanic wreckage
—cover your entire body
—be your baseball glove
—protect yourself in a paintball game
—keep you safe so sticks and stones won't break your bones
—shoo away lime disease

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